Your entourage suddenly decided to play responsible adults and claim they are over the club scene, completely ignoring the fact that you all destroyed the dancefloor until 6 AM yesterday. Pisces, your chronic habit of catching feelings for literally any faceless Grindr torso is getting exhausting for everyone who has to listen to your dramas. Why are you constantly swiping right on guys whose emotional availability rivals a brick wall? Today is the perfect moment to admit your fantasy of finding a muscular prince charming in a darkroom is a bit outdated. Stop searching for profound spiritual connections in men who only offer quick hookups in the back of an Uber. Delete that ex's number who only remembers you exist after his third shot.
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YES:delete his number, hydrate your sad body
โ NO:reply to 'u up?', fall in love with a torso