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Pour yourself some prosecco and let's face the music: your massive plans for world domination are crashing into the harsh reality of digital etiquette today. You sit there visualizing your grand career breakthrough, and instead of an email from an investor, you get a picture of someone's eggplant as the very first message on a dating app. This ridiculous dick pic is a perfect metaphor for how the universe values your current self-realization. It is time to stop having your head in the clouds and admit that your projects only attract guys with very basic needs.