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Your online shopping cart is currently heavier than the existential dread of tomorrow's morning commute. The Sunday scaries have fully possessed your spirit, and your chosen coping mechanism is apparently throwing away half your paycheck on sheer shirts you’ll never actually wear to the office. You are calculating your remaining budget faster than you scan a crowded gay bar for a decent top, but the math is not mathing. Stop trying to buy dopamine on discount; put the card down and just plan a decent outfit for Monday so you can at least look put-together while dying inside.