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Take a seat on the metaphorical couch, my dramatic Leo patient. Todayโs session is all about your fragile self-esteem and the mirror that refuses to lie. After a decade of happily chugging standard beer with your frat-boy hookups, you finally tried a dry brew, only to realize your palate is extremely basic. It is perfectly fine to admit it tastes awful, just like it is fine to admit you are terrified of losing your youthful twink glow. Your new boyfriend already knows you are insecure, so drop the act. Your confidence is plunging today, so just breathe and accept your reality.